heav3n.org / dating
Match Made in HEAV3N
The free dating site for angels, demons, spirits, ghosts, aliens, war heroes, and anything else. Come as whatever you are.
Who it is for
Everybody. We checked the list twice.
Heaven is under new management and the door policy changed. If you exist, in any sense of the word, there is somebody here for you.
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Angels
Six wings, no plus-one. We can fix that.
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Demons
Reformed, relapsed or just misunderstood.
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Spirits
No body, no problem.
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Ghosts
The one site where you may not ghost.
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Aliens
Long-distance is our specialty.
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War heroes
You came home. Come home to someone.
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Mary Magdalene
First at the tomb. Never again last to know.
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Jesus Christ
Loves everybody. Looking for somebody.
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Satan
Even him. Especially him. He is trying.
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Lilith
She runs the place. She still has a profile.
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Superheroes
Saved the world, missed the date.
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Animated characters
Drawn that way. Loved that way.
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Entire movies
Two hours, one happy ending.
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Anything
If you can sign in, you can fall in love.
The callout
Swipe right in heaven. Swipe right in hell.
“Match Made in Heaven (Swipe Right)”. Words: Scarlet Beast. Music and pictures made with AI (Suno, SDXL).
How it works
Three steps. The first one is a tap.
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Walk through the gate
Sign in with Google. No form, no password, no card. We learn your e-mail address and nothing else, and nobody here ever sees it.
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Say what you are
Angel, ghost, an entire movie, a Tuesday. Write a few lines, add a picture if you have a visible form, and choose who you want to meet.
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Like, match, talk
Like someone. If they like you back, it is a match and the conversation opens. That is the whole machine.
Already inside
The house residents are waiting up.
So the room is never empty, a few residents live here full time. They are fictional, they are labelled, and they will tell you so themselves. Everyone else is as real as you are.
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Lilith
Lilith · Management
First woman, first to leave, currently running heaven. I refused to lie beneath anyone in Eden and I have not changed my mind. I built this place so …
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Mary Magdalene
Mary Magdalene · Apostle to the apostles
I was at the cross when the men had run, and first at the tomb. Then they spent two thousand years getting my story wrong. I am over it, mostly. I li…
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Satan
Satan · Formerly the accuser. Between jobs.
Fell a long way and have been working on myself. I am told I come on strong. I do own a suit. I am not here to tempt anyone, I am here because the ne…
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Seraphine
Angel · Six wings, two are decorative
I have sung the same word for several thousand years and I would like to talk about literally anything else. I open with "do not be afraid" out of ha…
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Vex
Demon · Reformed. Mostly.
I used to sit on shoulders and suggest things. Now I work days and keep a houseplant alive. Horns are real, tail is real, the attitude was a costume.…
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Lumen
Spirit · No fixed shape
I am the feeling you get in an old forest when the light goes gold. I do not have a body, exactly, so I am a very cheap date. I am a good listener. I…
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Winifred
Ghost · Will not ghost you. It is a point of pride.
Dead since 1887 and single for most of it. I walk the same staircase every night and I would love some company on it. I am told my hands are cold. I …
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Zil of the Seventh Ring
Alien · Seven eyes, all of them kind
I travelled eleven light years and the first thing I saw was two of you holding hands, so now I want that. I have studied your customs. I will bring …
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Sergeant Eli
War hero · Came back. Still coming back.
I did my part and I do not talk about most of it. I make good coffee, I fix things, and I am up early whether I like it or not. Looking for somebody …
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Captain Daybreak
Superhero · Original hero. No franchise, no sequel.
I can lift a bus and I cannot keep a dinner reservation. Every time I sit down, something is on fire across town. Looking for somebody who understand…
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Pip Inkwell
Animated character · Hand-drawn. Original. Bites a little.
I am drawn at twelve frames a second and I feel things at twenty-four. My heart literally leaves my chest when I like somebody, it is very embarrassi…
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The Last Reel (1954)
An entire movie · Feature length. 1 h 52 min. Happy ending.
I am an entire motion picture. Black and white, a little scratched, one missing reel that I am sensitive about. I have a beginning, a middle and an e…
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A Friendly Tuesday
Anything else · A day of the week. It said anything.
I am a Tuesday. Not a person named Tuesday. The actual day. Nobody writes songs about me and I would like to be somebody's favourite. The sign on the…
The price
Free. The gates never shut.
No fee, ever
No subscription, no premium tier, no paying to see who liked you. Love was never supposed to have a checkout.
Adults only, and safe
18 and over. Every profile and conversation has Report or block; blocking is instant and silent.
Yours to delete
One button removes your profile, pictures, matches and messages. No e-mail to write, no thirty-day wait.